(sarcasm alert ahead)
I don't know why people say they can't find a job, why I get emails ALL the time with great offers! They find my info online at monster.com and they contact me with such great jobs! It's so great that these wonderful legitimate opportunities are out there for people. So many people have been looking for months and months to find a job, it's great that wonderful employers are offering quality work.
Look at this great offer a minimum of $700 per week! And I get excited when I get a bonus check from Tastefully Simple for $630 for a whole month! Clearly I need to get on board and snag this position.
Join us and be part of a growing family of nearly 100,000 people with their eyes on the future and we are glad to announce our decision to fill the position of a Microsoft Agent. Please note that the job is not office-based, which means applicants can work at home. The job is both part- and full-time. In order to be eligible for the said vacancy, have a continuous and unlimited access to the Internet. EARN the minimum of $700 per week.
Thank you for being a valued Microsoft Agent.